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(no subject) [Dec. 28th, 2005|04:46 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |guiltyguilty]
[music |none]

So I ended up going with Draco...yup. He Flooed to the Inn around 7-ish and was all, "Wow, you look great in orange. Sorry I doubted you!" I introduced him to dad as my 'partner' for the dance, and Will and Bret just HAD to come over. Bret was off his rocker at me- I hope he'll forgive me...Hawk and Baker were there, and they took my light-saber (I've got a green one) from my room and tried to bash him with it. Hawk got a can of silly string and tried to chase him around the house. You should've seen Draco! He was running 'round like a chicken with its head lopped off, because he can't do any magic. So, after that, we took the Knight Bus (how charming, right?) to the Leaky Cauldron. That's where he gave me this pretty corsage that had autumn leaves (I have no clue where he got the leves in the middle of December) and a lily on it. Oh, and i had my hair up and curled- it looked really well, I should've taken pictures. Well, me- being the smart one- asked him why I didn't get to meet his family. He said I'd be better off dead than showing my face at Malfoy Manor. That's when I shut up. So, from the Leaky Cauldron, a limo picked us up and took us to London Station. On the train, he was talking to me about the Dark Arts- "You know, they aren't as bad as everyone says. I mean, EVERYONE would laugh if they saw someone dumb enough to let a hair-grip kill them, or let a shoe beat the sodding crap out of them, right?" I didn't answer. I had three bags full of gifts for ALL my friends, and when we got there I was like, "LET ME ESCAPE!!!" Of course, I didn't shout this out loud, but if you could hear thoughts...So anyway, I saw all my friends and was like, "Hi! I'm here! Yay! Presents!"- they all stared at me like I was dirt (even Ben!) and then Wood said, "We don't want you hanging around us if you're going to mess with his bloody type!" Neville didn't even help me- he just sat there, 'entranced' by Susan. So I had it. I threw down the gifts, said, "Happy F-ing Christmas!" and stormed out.
Sat by the lake for fifteen minutes before HE showed up. He looked down at me and said, "I didn't ask you to the Ball so you could sit in the lawn like the useless Mudblood dirtbag you are. I asked you because there's a few good people in my House that fancy you and a couple of your 'friends'- I'll NOT mention any names- and I wanted to show them that they can't have something unless I say so." I just sat there, crying, like I hadn't even heard him, and he grabs my arm, yanks me up and goes- "Maggie, who sodding cares what your friends think?! You came with me because this was your first Ball, and you wanted to go! So don't sit here feeling sorry for yourself- get in there and dance!" He took out his wand, zapped the mud off my bum, and shoved me into the Great Hall. And we danced. Like we couldn't stop. It was fun, until the memory of everyone staring at me came back. I threw up. Not in the Hall, mind you. Outside, nearly in HIS lap. He was sitting there, looking half-digusted, half-pitying patting my back and going, "It's...er...okay. For God's sake how much puke can you have in you? Oh! Umm...it'll be fine, you'll see...something...great times...er...yeah." So I stopped throwing up and enjoyed the rest of my night dancing in the darkest corner possible with Draco. After the Ball, I went home and sat in my room. Did nothing but sit. An owl came in through my window. I still sat. It bit me three times. I took the letter, paid it, and sat back down.
"To Maggie:
You think because you went to the Ball with Draco that he WANTS you now?! Just wait. When you come back, be ready."
Pansy sent that to me. Then another one came.
"Maggie,
Wow. I thought better of you.
~Hermione"
"Er...Maggie.
Malfoy?!?! MALFOY?!?!?! HOW COULD YOU GO WITH MALFOY?!? HE'S A PATHETIC SLIME BALL!!! A WORTHLESS BAG OF...BOOGIES!!! HOW COULD YOU- Ron"
"Magda,
Ummm...s-sorry I d-didn't help you out. Thanks for that Herbology book, and the Hungarian Horntail-hide gloves, and the silver prodding device. Love Nev"
"MaggBeth!
You went with Draco?! Ewww, cooties! Hey, thanks for the Quidditch action figures- the Krum one is my favourite! Draco- ugh. Krum- sweet!
Love, Bennicus Dramaticus"
"Maggie,
Gross.
Lavender Brown"
"Maggie,
OMG, tell me EVERYTHING when you get back! I need to know ALL the juicy details!
Parvati"
"Magda,
We heard from Cedric that you went with Draco. Weird. A Malfoy?! Magdalene, babe, that's sacrilegious (almost). So, we figured you're getting hate mail- A LOT-, and we just wanted to send this letter to let you know that we will always love you, even if you went to the Ball with a slimy, malicious prat.
Love Forever, Logan and Test O'Flaherty, your unimaginably cool cousins."
My life sucks. But not as much as Tsunami victims...
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(no subject) [Dec. 23rd, 2005|12:35 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |cynicalcarptastical]
[music |*sAmE aS bEfOrE*]

*sigh* the good ol' daysCollapse )

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(no subject) [Dec. 23rd, 2005|11:47 am]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |amusedamused]
[music |H-B-M: Christmas Time in Ireland]

So Hawk and Baker invaded last night, right? Yeah, see I went downstairs to get myself a Jones Soda- because I was thirsty- and I saw this thing on VH1 about Jewish people, so I sat down and started watching it. Then I fell asleep, and I woke up about two hours ago because Hawk and Baker were all curled up around me. They told me that a lot of my friends liked them and that they told them about Gabby and Haowei and Yoda. Sometimes, I think they're mentally challenged...
Well, about half an hour ago, three of my other aunts + their families and two of my uncles + THEIR families came, so now there's like, eighteen people at my house and my da's not even home. Will and Bret are coming home tomorrow because they are "breaking" from the tour. And...*sigh* I've decided that I'm just going to go to the Ball with Draco, because I really want to go since this will be my first one...but I'm not going out with him! Ugh, I'm so grimy. Okay, the twins thought it'd be WONDERFUL if they played pop wars at three in the morning. Well, now I'm covered in Mountain Dew and the Jones Soda that I had opened up. They were SO amazed that I hadn't jumped up out of my sleep while I was being sprayed with carbonated sugar! Idiots. But they're awesome compared to the triplets (Aunt Drea's girls). Well, I guess I should stop complaining. I have everyone's presents wrapped, so at the Yule Ball look for me! I'll have a whole bunch of shopping bags in my hand so, try and find me quick so I don't have to carry them 'round all night and break my arms.
love much, maggie
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(no subject) [Dec. 22nd, 2005|05:08 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |boredbored]
[music |Wicked: Dancing Through Life]

So...I've got some random new developments to tell you.
1. Gregory Goyle fathered Posy Bidle's baby, and I heard she's going to name it either Laquonda or if it's a boy, Tyrone. Yeah.
2. Neville didn't know Jerome was gay.
3. My brothers and Luken left and are touring in Aberdeen. Apparently, William has signed three busts already, Bretrager's name has been tattooed on some girl's...bum, and Luken is a house-hold name on Alavir Street.
4. Ben loves Liam Gallagher and wants him to come over to his house to play Ninja Turtle video games. That's like, reverse-pedophilia.
5. My Dad thinks Benjamin McKenzie is 'talented'.
~ThE eNd~
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(no subject) [Dec. 7th, 2005|07:23 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |confusedconfused]
[music |DoRkUs-FoReVeRkUs: PaInFuL tEaRs ArE nOt LiKe SaNdWiChEs]

Just when I was starting to think life was fabbity-fab...Luken said he needed 'some time off' from the relationship because I guess this band that he's formed with my brothers is actually a great hit 'round town, and they plan on going to Wales and possibly Ireland for some gigs. I went there after the concert with Nev and my brothers (which was this past weekend, not the weekend before) and I stayed the night at his house. Before I left he sat me down in his room (blonde hair now, forgot to mention...) and started to cry. This is what it was like:
"Maggie, this is so hard for me, I can't even begin to tell you."
"Tell me what?" (Clueless Wonder am I)
"Maggie, the band-"
"You mean the Will Pennington Experience?"
*laugh* "No, we're calling it Wicked Soul now. But, uh, the band is...it's a great hit 'round town. We've down a few gigs in other cities and, well...they all bloody love us."
"Well that's great! Now you've found something to do besides stand on your head all the time!"
*laugh-cough-sniff* "Magdalene(creepy moment because he's never called me by my full name), I'm trying to be serious."
"Sorry."
"What I'm trying to say is this- Bret and Victoria are steadily engaged, Will is single-"
"And loving it."
*laugh* "Yeah...and well, I've got you."
"Your point?"
"Maggie, you go to your school and I only ever get to see you on weekends."
"Yes, but you have school, too!"
"Yeah, but I can come HOME afterwards. You...can't."
"Well that's not MY fault!"
"I know...just listen. I only see you on weekends and on the hols, and I miss you so bad all the time, there's this guilt...and pain I have inside me. Like...like I shouldn't..."
"Shouldn't what?" (Ignorance is NOT bliss)
"Shouldn't...tie you down. I mean, there's got to be LOADS of boys at your school-"
"Yes, but most of them are too thick, stupid prats, or gay! Except for Neville and Seamus and Dean and a whole bunch of other guys I know, but still!"
"Maggie, please! What I'm saying is, things could happen...between you and me-"
"You don't trust me?!"
"NO! It's just that I want you to be happy. So, ummm..."
"You're ending it, aren't you?" (Wow, aren't I the catchy one? Not.)
"No, no I'm not 'ending' it. Let's just...take some time off...I want you to see if you like anyone else, and if not-"
"Then we can get back together?"
"Right. But if you do, then I don't want to be the one with the key to your shackles, if you know what I mean."
"But...but...I-I mean I DO understand and everthing, but Luken...have you done...anything?"
"No, I haven't. But that's what I'm saying. Maggie, we're going on a little tour, and even though I trust myself...I-I don't know if I trust-"
"My brothers. Yes, I can see your point... They do have influences that aren't top-notch sometimes. So, it's over, then?"
*sobsobsob*(Note: I was sobbing too) "Maggie, I want you to know I love you."
"I love you too."
*sobsob-sniff-cough-hug-kissoncheek* "Bye."
So that's the end of that chapter so far. But guess what- there's more! This is Monday, now. I was sitting by the lake, thinking and doing Potions Tutoring homework, when Drafabulous McCoy came over and sat next to me.
"How's the single life, Drafabulous?"
"The birds are flying in, and I pay to make 'em fly out."
"So, you have to hire prostitutes, then?"
"Haha, your wit is truly cutting."
"Thanks. So what poor and defenseless damsel do you have hog-tied in your dorm, drugged to the knickers with happy-pills now, Draco."
"If you're asking who I asked to the ball-"
"Shock! Gasp! You discovered my secret! Whatever shall becoming of my cutting wit now?"
"Your sarcasm is awfully dull to my ears. Can't you think of some other way to hide your eternal lust for me?"
"If I lusted after you, I'd put myself in the loony bin."
*laugh* "I'd visit you every day."
"What, and give me your poisoned pudding, too? Awe, how sweet of you." That's when something weird happened. I had my hand on the ground, and all the sudden he lays his on mine and puts it to his lips and kisses my fingers. Then the arrogant tosser just yanks me over to him and...uh...he kissed me. BUT IT WAS ON THE CHEEK!! Then he goes, really soft-like:
"I'd be honoured if you went to the Ball with me, Magdalene Trinity Pennington..."
"L-Longbottom...There's a-a-a Longb-bottom in there, t-too."
*laugh* "Okay, I'll remember. Well, give me your answer this coming Friday, okay? So I have time to plan."
...What am I going to do? No one's asked me yet and Luken's on tour and we can't invite Muggles and this is...Draco we're talking about. I mean if it was Cedric I'd be like, "YES!!! Yes I'd LOVE to go to the Ball with you!" I might've even danced around a bit. But...Draco Lucian Aiden Malfoy...*shudder* What to do...
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(no subject) [Nov. 25th, 2005|06:09 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |chipperchipper]
[music |fEvErTiBbLeS: sHoW uS tHe QuAdRaTiC eQuAtIoN]

Tutoring with Snape = less internet time & total drag. I hate my older brother right now. But at least I'm getting better with boomslang and wolfsbane...X_x Well, here's this thing Will sent me in an email. It's one of those listy things were you list friends and answer questions I think. I'm checking it out as I put it on here.

~List 20 male friends that AREN'T family members. (full names, please)
1. Norbert Randall Hutchins
2. Trevor Murphy Blarfune
3. Hunter Trophy Blarfune (ugh, his middle name! the poor thing's dad is an avid sportsman, you can tell)
4. Kerrick David Walser
5. Dane Charles Thomas (Dickie is going to KILL me when he finds out I put his real name on here)
6. Lazlo Johnny Devonshire
7. Luken Seamus David Atherton
8. Marlin Grady O'Brian...or is it O'Brien...I can never remember
9. Daniel Patrick Shunpike
10. Stanley William Shunpike
11. Navid Jahari Khiorset
12. Phillip Frederick Brandy
13. Joshua Justin Brandy
14. Trey Olton Serwell (I never figured out where 'Olton' came from. Probably his Granda)
15. Draco Lucian Aiden Malfoy (Merlin forgive me, but he is nice...sometimes)
16. Cedric Amos Diggory (he helps me in Herbology when Neville is..."occupied"...plus his smile is *DIES* absolutely gorgeous!)
17. Ronald Billius Weasley
18. Shane Bobby Whisper (ShaBob!!! I almost forgot ShaBob!! He makes the BEST mac'n'cheese!)
19. Terrence James Boot (He's cool when you get over his slang)
20. Roan Riley Rickton (R-cubes...I'll have to show you a picture of him sometime...yeah, just don't ask yet...bask in his three-R'd glory...)

~List 20 female friends that AREN'T family members (full names please)
A. Susan Marlene Bones
B. Lavender Rose Brown
C. Hannah Jane Prickett
D. Fanta Tzipora Walser (Her family is part Jewish! They invite me over for Hannukah...'tis cool)
E. Shauna Fiona Thomas
F. Lilian Wendy Thomas
G. Charity Felice Rogers
H. Elsa Brandine Davies
I. Giana Shiva Khiorset
J. Jenna Blake Ostrich
K. Delilah Marigold Verdant
L. Katie Georgie Feroné
M. Lisabeth Hannah Drow
N. Aderely Rianne O'Brian...or O'Brien...like I said, can't remember.
O. Tallulah Bridget Karples
P. Victoria Wilhelmina Crossling
Q. Bethanie Truth Harpiscol
R. Aften Jessica Parliament (I always thought it was funny that her surname was Parliament. She always thought it was funny my middle name is Trinity...It's a win-win situation.)
S. Marzipan (yes, I have a girl-friend whose name is 'Marzipan') Lola Fertrude
T. Amanda Helena Barkins

~What is #1's relationship with K?
* Norbert and Delilah? Hmm...well, Norbert used to date Elsa, and Del and El are like BEST FRIENDS, so basically Delilah knows everything about Nor...even his boxer size :)
~What is #16 and H's favourite colour?
* Wow...umm, Cedric's is yellow, I think, and Elsa's is pink...watermelon, bubblegum pink
~Would #3 and J make a good couple?
* Okay...Jenna LOVES Hunter to death, but...uh...since he's gay, I don't really think so.
~How long have you known #20 and C?
*Roan...8 years, and Hannah...5
~Would you date #15?
*...X_x...no comment
~What is M's greatest accomplishment?
*Persuading her father to let her go on that broomstick-ride tour with her boyfriend in France. I don't know HOW you did it, Lisa, but it is c'est awesome!
~Do you think that #2 and P should get married?
*No! Victoria is 20 and Trevor is 15...and besides, Victoria is engaged to my brother!!!
~Will #11 and I make babies?
*I do hope NOT!!! I don't want a Boone-&-Shannon-incest, Arabian-style!
~Will #7 marry S?
*Umm...I'd have to say no. Besides the fact that I'm dating Luken, him and Marzipan have never really met, so unless it would be an arranged marriage, not blood likely!
~Lastly, will all of these people go to your house, get drunk, and somehow travel through time-space-continuum and meet Abraham Lincoln?
*In the future, yes:)

~List everyone's nickname (starting with males)
1. Norble
2. Trev
3. Mr. Fashiony Pants
4. Kerrshizzle
5. Dickie
6. Lazarazz
7. Lukie
8. Kiltin O'Brian/O'Brien (I really need to figure out if it's 'a' or 'e')
9. Danny
10. Stanny
11. Knave
12. Philonius
13. Josie
14. Trekky
15. Malfoy
16. Ced
17. Ron
18. ShaBob-ShaBang (We made a song. The first part goes: ShaBob-ShaBang, ShaDiggy, ShaMalacca! Or...something like that.)
19. Terry/Tear-It (Like Post-It)
20. R-cubes/R-cubed/R-Cube-Hizzle

A. Suze
B. Lavatory (Maybe I should stop calling her that, but she calls me Magstromboli, so it's even)
C. HanaLoo
D. Fanta-Fanta (Oh wow, REALLY creative! *sarcasm* Then again, we sing the whole 'Fanta' song as her nickname, so I guess Fanta-Fanta is better than putting the whole sodding thing on here)
E. Shaw-Shaw-Shimmy
F. Cap'n Lillyposy
G. Bum
H. El/Elbada
I. Giazizzle
J. Ostrihizzwillie
K. Delvadene
L. Kata-George
M. Lisa/Word-Girl
N. AderSubtraction (Don't ask...)
O. Tall
P. Vikki/ The Ol' Mum
Q. Beth/Harpoon
R. AfterMints
S. Marzi/Marsupial/Fortresse of Lolatude (Oh Merlin, fourth grade!)
T. Armani
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(no subject) [Nov. 5th, 2005|03:36 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |boredbored]
[music |***same***]

So...yay for Parent's Night. Sorta. Dad couldn't come because (surprise, surprise) he's a Muggle, so Bret came instead. I showed him around, and introduced him to my friends and teachers and stuff. He met Gwen and Izzy, and told me later that they seemed like really nice girls, and he said he was glad I had friends like me...you know, acting all...dad-ish. We passed Tatum in the hall with Neville, and Bret made hissing noise at them and started jeckling them until Tatum was practically in tears...hehe. We went to Snape's class and accidentally walked in while he was having a "conference" with Draco and his parents...this is sorta how it went:
Bret- SNAPPY!!! Ohhmiguhh, I haven't seen you in forever!!!
Snapple Sr.- Excuse me, Mr. Pennington, but I am having a talk with Mr. Malfoy's parents about how much of an arse he is to his fellow students. Please wait outside.
***10 minutes later***
Bret- So Snappy, how's life been treating you, huh? How's me little lassie doin' in class, eh?
Snape- Your sister is doing quite horrendous, to be perfectly frank.
Me-Mmmm, franks...
Snape- As I feared, the Longbottom gene is dominant within her, according to these highly less than acceptable grades. If she keeps this up, Miss Pennington-Longbottom...whatever, will definitely fail my OWL.
Bret- Well, that's a stick in the bum, ain't it? Would you mind tutoring her, then, until she gets her grades up?
Snape- What?! I-I-
Bret- THANK YOU, SNAPPY!! Wow, I never knew you were so kind! It must've been a hard exterior I saw when I was here, because you gave me detention EVERY DAY- well, tried to- and you always called me a goody-Gryffindor! Merlin, this is so generous of you!
Snape- Excuse me, but I didn't-
Me- Wow, Professor, I didn't know you cared!
Bret- Well, thanks a bunch, Snappy!
Snape- It's Professor Snape, to you, and I didn't-
Bret- Oh, it's okay. I understand...Professor Flitwick didn't open his door for us either. But I won't hold it against you. Toodles!
We just bursted out with laughter, and by the time we walkd in to see 'Dancing Through Life', Bret was wiping away tears. So it's sorta cool-ish, because now I have to be tutored, but it's bad because Snape's tutoring me. Even Dumbledore made him, after he went whining. So...half-hoorah for me!
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(no subject) [Nov. 5th, 2005|03:15 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |distresseddistressed]
[music |d.kus-f.kus: can you spell hannukah-no, channukah-no, fish]

Halloween pikkies!Collapse )

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(no subject) [Oct. 24th, 2005|06:01 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |crushedI guess she's really sad...]
[music |ummm...what am i supposed to put in here?]

Ummm...like, hey you guys, this is Lavender. Lavender Brown. Uhhh, does anyone know what happened a little bit ago, because, like, Maggie is in here SOBBING HER EYES OUT! Like, she just came crashing in from the common room and her face was all reddish and she was screaming and she just threw herself onto her bed and start crying into her pillow. Ummm, I just, like, thought you all should know, since, like, you guys are her friends and stuff. Umm...hey, if Susan's on here at all, will you come up here, pretty please? She is like, MAJORLY CRYING and I don't know what to do...
so, yeah...
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ballroom [Oct. 13th, 2005|04:19 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |confusedconfused]
[music |dorkus-foreverkus: trinity pink pens flirt with shamrocks]

Yay for Ballroom tonight! I'm so excited...even if soddy Malfoy is my partner. So the month is about up, or maybe it already is and he's still being nice, or maybe the deal's got a couple days before ending, but the last month has been...nifty. Ben isn't giving me suggestive-eyebrows anymore, which was cute until he started puckering up at me. He told me he did it to Gwen and Tasha when they walked by, and he tried to catch Mari but she wouldn't look at him. Luken and I are going out, which is greatness all in itself, and Malfoy has done two bloody astonishing things I think I should confess to you all.

Malfoy MysteriesCollapse )

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YAY!! THE BRANDY BROS.!!! [Oct. 7th, 2005|09:41 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |awakeawake]
[music |dorkus-foreverkus: i like guys who like their chicken]

So, here's a list of the people who've RSVP-ed to my Halloween Bash:

lists...everyone likes lists...unless they're chore lists...Collapse )

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YAY TIM BURTON!!! [Oct. 3rd, 2005|08:24 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |cheerfulcheerful]
[music |Billy Joel: We Didn't Start the Fire]

Wow, that was random, but not as random as Gwen shouting 'YAY VIRGINITY!' on Seamus's journal entry:) Anyway, the movie was awesome. Izzy was looking tré cool, as expected, and Steve was all, "Hey, you two must be Maggie and Luken, right?" He was really cool and nice, and Izzy was all 'YAY TIM BURTON' (hence the title). Well, Luke dressed up normal, and he was all "Popcorn and Pop and Concessions are Essential!" So he bought the 1st 'round' of concessions, then Steve did, then me and Izzy butted it that we could buy our own snacks. So, the movie was really cool, especially with Izzy's commentary:) So afterwards, we hung out a little bit until Kerrick and Hunter picked me and Luke up (he doesn't get his license until March), and we both stayed at the LOve ShAck. It was cool because Bret and Victoria bought a karaoke machine and we were singing to Billy Joel and D-F and Bon Jovi all night. Victoria really wants to meet you guys because she's already met Neville and thinks he's "a thick-headed cutie-pie"...X_x. So anyway, I left the ShAck Sunday night, and while we were at the station going to London, Lazlo kept taking pictures of us. I really wanted to say goodbye to Kerrick and Hunter, but I couldn't find them. So Bret went looking for them while Will just sulked around (he's still mad about Izzy & Tatum). He came back all pale-faced and mumbling, and Laz was all, "What's wrong?" Bret start jabbing his finger at some abandoned ticket booth, and Laz, me, Luke, & Will went to go check it out. Let's just say...oh hell with it! KERRICK AND HUNTER WERE MAKING OUT!!! there, that wasn't...too bad. it was awkward because even though I knew Hunter was gay, I didn't know Kerrick was, and then they started dating...I've got to get used to it. But it's cute, because they hold hands and stuff...awe. haha, you probably all think I'm some deranged freak...but you know what? I AM!!! hahaha!
love, maggbeth
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humiliation post:) [Sep. 29th, 2005|09:08 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |gigglygiggly]
[music |me & izzy: the manwhore song]

NEED A GOOD JUMP? WANT THE LOVE OF A "GOOD" MAN? ARE YOU GAY, INSANE, OR SO SEXUALLY DESPERATE, YOU'D LET A PILE OF DRAGON DUNG PLEASE YOU? THEN CALL MISTER MALFOY MANWHORE AT 555-IAMWHORE :)

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Halloween Party [Sep. 29th, 2005|08:29 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |excitedexcited]
[music |Jon Bon Jovi: Have a Nice Day]

Well, da said I could have a Halloween Party, so I'm going to take advatage of his enthusiasm and make a list of invitees! (sorry if i forgot your name. 'tis a work in progress)

invitees!!Collapse )

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(no subject) [Sep. 26th, 2005|03:52 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |amusedamused]
[music |fevertibbles: a spare dime gives me a heartbreak]

Okay fellows and fellowitas! I have a correction about my hair length. It's not ABOVE my shoulders, it's about just on them. I realised this and was all, "Hey, my hair's not that short!" hehe, sorry. But anyway, I saw the most horrific thing. Tatum and Neville holding hands. GAH! It was...just ghastly. She was all perky and all, "Hi Michael! Hey Taretare! Shake it Tony, make me go 'grrruff!'" and Neville looked like he needed some serious rescuing from Miss Valley-USA. But I just stood there and pointed and laughed, because HE was the one who asked her out in the 1st place...hahaha! So last night I emailed Luken (because Lavender's cell phone won't work inside the school) and asked him about the movies and he FLIPPED. He was all, "I'll wear suspenders and be all cool! Or maybe go all Goth and Emo and be all mysterious!" And I was like, "No, be yourself, because we might go with my friend Izzy and her boyfriend Stephen." And he was all, "Darn. Well, I'm keeping my hair this way." So I guess we're dating now...Bret was all laughing and pointing (he Flooed) and all, "You're dating, you're dating, HAHA!" Will was mad because he found out Izzy has a boyfriend and that Tatum is going out with Neville. I mean he's UBER mad...like dead-serious mad. I tried to tell him about it before, but he thought I was just being a good friend and a bad sister. Ugh...boys. Anywho, just wanted you to know!

love, maggbeth

 

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(no subject) [Sep. 25th, 2005|07:36 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |hyperhyper]
[music |Prince: The Marrying Kind]

NEVILLE FRANCIS LONGBOTTOM & TATUM VERONICA-MAY DEVONSHIRE ARE OFFICIALLY DATING EACH OTHER!!!

PLEASE DON'T COMMENT, THIS IS JUST AN ANNOUNCEMENT FOR NEVILLE'S HUMILIATION. AND TATUM'S...TATUM'S TOO:)

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'tis my hair that has been spliced! [Sep. 25th, 2005|06:22 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |sillysilly]
[music |Prince: The Marrying Kind]

I got my hair cut guys! It's about 2 inches off my shoulders now, and it looks really fetch. Hehe, I watched Mean Girls at the Love Shack last night. That's what Bret, Vic, Lazlo, Tallulah, Hunter, and Kerrick are calling their apartment. And I just found out that Hunter and Kerrick are gay AND that they're dating each other. I NEVER knew that. I mean, I've guessed that Kerrick was gay when he took me shopping one time and said I'd looked, "uber-hot-n-gorgey" in this outfit, and I KNEW Hunter was when he told me that he'd love to see "Troy" because of Brad Pitt's arse. Anyway, while I was waisting away my hours watching Damien shout about his pink shirt, Luken came over to visit, and he's DYED HIS HAIR AGAIN!!! It's dark brown like mine and we took a whole bunch of pictures. We look so cool. He said he'd beat up Draco for me in ballroom, and I laughed SOOO bad when he said Malika looked like a catfish on estrogen. Well anyway, have a looksie here at my new do (complete with fringe)

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quizzes...so many, ja? [Sep. 22nd, 2005|08:44 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |boredbored]
[music |fevertibble: and now who'll sing when the cookies are gone?]

(the ones that gwen had)Collapse )

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(no subject) [Sep. 22nd, 2005|08:40 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
QuizzesCollapse )
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Sep. 19th, 2005|06:58 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |depresseddepressed]
[music |WHAT THE HELL?!?!]

I'M PARTNERS WITH DRACO MALFOY!!! DRACO MALFOY IS MY BALLROOM DANCING PARTNER!!!

 

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Photos by Me [Sep. 15th, 2005|05:29 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |cheerfulcheerful]
[music |fevertibbles: blue skies, birds, and a thong]

Ok, I love to put pictures in here of my famfam and friends, and I just found a bunch with me and Winnie Poo and me and Tatum. So, feel free to have a looksie:)

 

photos inspired by blogensteinCollapse )

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essays and lattes and harry's confession [Sep. 11th, 2005|03:42 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |draineddrained]
[music |fevertibbles: shoe shining on shaun's street]

   I have (like all of you, I'm sure) been BOMBARDED with bloody essays since I set foot into this school. And Friday, Peeves stole a jar of peanut butter (crunchy) and DUMPED it on my bloody head! So Tatum tried to remove it, but she just made it worse, so I went to Madam Pomfrey (reluctantly) and she took it out with something, all the while talking about Pedro and his camel. During lunch, I sat by the lake and thought about home, because Tatum was looking around for 'Grafoon' I think his name was...

   Then like around, six or seven o'clock, Neville came in from the Library and looked all wonky, so I asked him what was wrong and he showed me this piece of paper that had been in his bag that said, "T.D. and N.L 4-ever" in Tasha's writing. He got all misty-eyed and then sat down and started drinking 7-up...he must've had a few cans in his bag. So I tried to comfort him while doing my Charms essay, but then I wrote down "it's okay Neville, you'll have more girlfriends" right after the part where I was explaining how to do a proper Cheering Charm. So then I had a breakdown because I was just so tired and I started crying and Neville magically produced a latte from thin air (or maybe he had asked the House Elves for one, I dunno) and I felt better.

   THEN, at around...oh, I'd say midnight, Harry Potter comes down and just randomly starts talking to me. And I try to be nice, I really do, so I was stuck listening to him and I was talking and stuff. I mean I should've ended the conversation, but sometimes...I dunno, it's hard to explain. So he was just talking and I was talking back, and then he says, "D'you know if that...Moravian girl...d'you know if she's...single?" and I was just...stunned. I told him I didn't know and he looked all sad and said, "Oh...sorry." and left. I might as well continue with this essay though. So tata!

love, maggles

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to school on the trolley [Sep. 3rd, 2005|05:56 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |geekyhiggley-piggledy]
[music |fevertibbles: pods, not prongs]

First day back was absolutely fab! I got up and me dad was home from his new job and he wished me a good, safe year and I told him I'd be home for the hols's but he shrugged me off. Will and Bret drove me there; Luken was in the back seat with me; he kept turning to me, like he was gonna say something, but he just sat there, looking like I had died...So! We got to King's Cross, and Will and Bret gave me loads of hugs...then they 'mysteriously' disappeared. This is the convo that struck up:

L: I'm gonna miss you, Maggles.

M: Yeah, I'll miss you too, Oliv- I mean Luken.

L: Can I...I mean...that is...only as friends and stuff..but I'll REALLY miss you n' all...

M: (???) What are you talking abot, Luken?

L: *clears throat* I'm going to kiss you now, Maggie, and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

Well, I guess you can imagine what happened next. It was wet and short, because we were both crying...I've never seen a teenage boy cry like that...It was amazing...

***So anyway, when I got on the train, I bumped into Luna Lovegood, and we had a right talk about Snorkaks and radishes, then I found a compartment with her and Ginny and Neville, and we laughed it up for a bit. Then it got all quite, until me started jinxing each other, THEN it turned to a bunch of laughs. Then I saw Wood and Gwen, and I said 'Hello'...then George and Mari...then Ben waltzed by and kissed my hand and said he was glad to be back with his ladies. I asked him about Grace, then he blushed and ran off with his friend Boston...When I got there, I said hi to Tasha and Izzy and sat with them...Then I heard this shriek from the Ravenclaw table and I turned and saw Tatum waving at me like a lunatic. After supper, (which was fab) I went up to a pink, leopard-spotted dorm, which was AWESOME!!! So, after my conversation with Ron...I went out for a walk around the corridors, got scolded at by Filch for 'prowling for victims' (yeah, like HE wasn't doin' the bloody same thing), and then I just FOUND myself by the Ravenclaw portrait...I knocked on the picture (which swore at me a good bit) until Terry Boot came out:

TB: Whadda YOU want?

M: Umm...is Tatum Devonshire in there?

TB: Yeah. Oi!!! TATUM!!! IT'S MAGGIE LONGBOTTOM WHAT COME TO SEE YOU!!!

Then, me and Tatum had this TOTAL reminiscing time and we ended up in tears about how stupid we were (laughing tears) and then I went to bed:) And now...lessons again! And its OWLS this year, too...Boy, am I nervous!

ta-love, maggie

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magglekinsys brother [Aug. 29th, 2005|08:00 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |boredbored]
[music |pie is fly: swim batter sims]

Hey everyone. I'm Will Pennington, and I'm freak-Maggie's 2nd oldest brother. Let's see, I'm 5'10", scrawny, and live with me dad, bro, and of course, ickle-magglepanteroos. I like rock and classical and opera and i want to start a band and i like to surf and ride roller coasters an oogle all of magglesweets hot friends. well, that's all for now. ciao!

william neville pennington(no relation to freak-fake-tan-man Ty)

p.s.-yo, NEVILLE!!!
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home again, home again, jiggity-jig [Aug. 24th, 2005|06:22 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |cheerfulcheerful]
[music |dorkus-foreverkus: new man on campus with a hat like a doll]

I am back! With more pictures of me famfam.

Bret in his friend's apartment. Those red heels in the background are his girlfriend's, Victoria...and that's Will's shirt

Oh Merlin, that's me and Will when I was 8 and he was 10 at Frink's FunLand!

Again, at Frink's FunLand! Same age, 'cept I'm making the weirdest face...

Merlin, what is up with Bret and trees?!

Me...total dork and forever nerd :)

DAD!!! LOOKING NORMAL, AND SMILING!!! IT'S A MIRACLE!!!

Guess who?! My uber-fave boy-pal in the world, besides Seamus, because Seamus rocks because he took me to Laser Tag...

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The Inn, The 'Luken', and The Will and Bret Experience [Aug. 15th, 2005|08:29 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |dorkydorky]
[music |dorkus-foreverkus: my love is in Wales with a German accent]

Remember I mentioned, long ago, that my brother William has lime-green drums with navy polka-dots? Well, he's decided that that's inspirtation enough to start a band with Bret (plus he keeps trying to impress you, Izzy.) They told me (via email) that they're going to call themselves the 'Will n' Bret Experience'...holy carp-on-a-stick...and I got an email yesterday night from Luken, formerly-known-as-Oliver. He's dyed his hair blonde...permanently, and he's decided that he's going to keep it 'shaggy'. It's actually very hot-looking:) And Bret and Victoria are still dating, after two years...and he'll turn twenty the day we go back to Hogwarts, so I'm REALLY exicted. The three of them have sent me LOADS of pictures, so I'm going to show you a couple, and let you experience...the Bret, Will, and Luken Experience (:oP)

love, maggbeth

Will (the dark-haired one), and Crackerjack (the new blonde)

Will, in his pajamas...with one of MY pillows!!!

And here's me dad, Val...looking scruffy...I wonder if he's taking showers...

And this is oldest bro, Bretrager...sleeping in the yard...

And there's me! This is in Sheridon's studio downstiars. He had just taken pictures of his mum and dad, then of Beta-Carrotine out in the stables...and he called me and Einin down for some. This is the 'me' one, and in the middle, I'm showing you my new belly-button piercing:). You can't really see it, but it's there. Einin put the words on the pic...some rhyme from some song she heard. It says "Got stains on my shirt. And I'm the biggest flirt. If you want my autobiography. Baby just ask me."

And here's Luken all by himself. Merlin, he's gorgeous! And only real men wear pink(:oP)

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cold...and wishing i had gwen's cookies [Jul. 31st, 2005|06:51 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |crankycranky]
[music |dorkus-foreverkus: the rose that cut my circulation]

i have a cold...in Ireland...which SUCKS!!! ugh, i can't talk right...and it feels like my nose is the size of a pumpkin.... and all i keep thinking about is...i don't think i can even TELL you guys, how wrong this is...I was at this party with Einin, when I saw Aunt Enid and Gilly!!! I totally freaked out and went "Hi! Oh Merlin, it's SOOO good to see you!" Gillian wanted to go out to this little all-magic hang-out place, and i was kinda stunned since Gill usually studies and stuff, and Aunt Enid was all, "Oh I don't know." but Gill weasled her into letting us go. I told Einin and she said that it was cool, and she had spotted this cute guy so she wuold be just spiffing so me and Gill went. It was really fun and sophisticated, and she was really hyped-up about being off by herself for a change. We were drinking frappachinos and stuff when 'IT' happened...I saw this REALLY handsome guy with blonde hair sitting on this lounge-sofa-type thing, drinking coffee with his friends. I was like 'oh my gosh!' you know, the whole swooning-girly-bit. But then, oh yes 'THEN' did i realize who it was. I was thinking about dancing and laughing and being flirty with...Draco Malfoy...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

love, maggbeth

p.s.- here's me posing for Sheridon...he told me i looked 'swagging'...???

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IRELAND!!! [Jul. 16th, 2005|08:49 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |crazycrazy]
[music |dorkus-foreverkus: step back from the iron skirt]

YESSS!!! I'm here in Ireland, and let me tell you, it's SOOO awesome!!! Einin and her parents(mum: Alleyne, dad: Phalon) are sooo cool! It's just like the Inn, except they have a curfue...I think it's like, 10 o'clock or something; it's because of their wild twin boys, Sheridon and Nevan...but it's SOOO cool! They have DISH NETWORK, and all this other grand stuff; i never knew my DAD'S side of the family was this great. Though, he does have ten brothers and nine sisters...Phalon is his eldest brother...and i went to this club with Einin and Deaglan...i think it was called 'The Sham'...well, anyway...Deaglan isn't as great and spiffy as he used to be. He's changed so much, that i don't even recognize his personality anymore...in fact...he's total opposite of what he used to act like. He hit on EVERY girl in the place and then tried to 'come on' to me really wrongly, like touchy-feely wrong...and the whole time i kept thinking about Crackerjack...and you know what; Oliver changed his name. He is no longer Oliver Seamus David Atherton...he's now Luken Seamus David Atherton...that's right! He 'LEGALLY' got his named changed...now i have to call him 'Luken' all the time. It's kinda weird though, because it's not that WRONG to call him Luken, it actually kinda feels...right(???)...he told me he changed it because it sounds better, and his parents had really wanted another baby boy so they could name him 'Luken', but instead they had three girls(not triplets). But anyway, here's a picture of me n' the gang up in Ireland:

from left to right:

1st row: Uncle Breck, Beta-Carrotine(their horse; it's Beta for short), Uncle Phalon(Einin's father), Aunt Alleyne(Einin's mum), Grandpa Alastar, Sheridon(Einin's brother), and their family friend Dutch.

2nd row: Great Grandpa Kavangah, Delma(Einin's cousin), Nevan(older boy with curly hair/Sheridon's twin), Me(my hair's pulled back and i look kinda old-ish), and Einin

3rd row: Great Grandpa Donovan(Pa-Kavanagh's brother), lil' Cathán, and the horse trainer, Smithy

Phew! Okay, that's all of us so far. Hope to hear from you all!

love much, maggbeth

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...i got kissed...by a drag queen... [Jul. 10th, 2005|08:34 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |peacefulpeaceful]
[music |gramerica: i didn't know you could spell "love"]

   The title doesn't really EXPLAIN anything...my old friend Oliver 'Crackerjack' Atherton, who I've known since I was a tot of 3, well he uh...he kinda...sorta...KISSED me...at this play he was in. He invited me to go see it. It was called, "When Drag Queens and Showgirls Ruled Detroit". It was one of the funniest plays I had ever seen! He was the lead drag-queen...his character's name was 'Peppermint Shake' Midea Owens...He was so good...It was weird seeing him in a blonde wig...his hair is so black...So anyway, I was getting up from my seat and leaving the auditorium (it's next to the gym) when I saw Neville standing next to Penny Lorton...When I was 9 years old I beat the living carp out of her just because of what she said to me...so I got REALLY angry (I hadn't known Neville didn't know about her...beliefs) and I dropped my bag and started running when some guy YANKED me back and DRAGGED me into some deserted hallway. Hehe, Crackerjack still had eyeshadow on...oh! Uh...anyway, he just shouted, "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!" and he...kissed me...for a really, REALLY long time...like 2 minutes...and kiss-wise...that IS a long time...It kind of scared me...because I've never been kissed by a boy before...but it was actually...oh Merlin am i EVER gonna regret saying this...but it was BLOODY SPECTACULAR!!! hehe!

love, maggbeth

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i am okay...in a mystical sort of sense [Jun. 4th, 2005|07:32 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |chipperchipper]
[music |dorkus-foreverkus: and the speechless crowd said, "NAY!!!"]

hello all! i haven't been on in a while since the whole 'Seamus' thing, but i'm feeling fantasuperific! sorry, i'm just REALLY excited. I get to go to Ireland over summer and see my dad's side of the family. I'm SOOOO happy, i could do the Riverdance. hehe, anyway, uh yeah, that's pretty much what i wanted to say.
toodles, maggbeth
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(no subject) [May. 9th, 2005|06:41 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |sicksick]
[music |dorkus-foreverkus: dragon ala mode]

ugh, i think i have seasonal allergies or dragon pox or something...i feel so sick...i dunno what i'm going to do...i guess i should go up to the hospital wing, but i wanted to talk to gwen some more...right now i'm out in the common room with a box of tissues as my companion...neville's been searching for tasha the past week and a half...i think he might have a seizure if he doesn't find her...anyway, i might as well go see Madam Pomfrey...i'll do a Muffling Charm or bring earplugs so i don't have to listen to her stories...
%much love, maggbeth%
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(no subject) [May. 6th, 2005|07:59 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |crankycranky]
[music |dorkus-foreverkus: opium poppies in my soup]

Okay, I felt like writing in purple today...Umm, does anyone know that one Spell for Charms we had to practice? I forgot and I need some assisstance in the vicinity of remembering...Merlin, Ernie Macmillan said 'hello' to me today...and I  was totally caught off guard and was a bit on the edge since Aunt Flo's visiting(hinthint: it's a girl thing)...so i snapped at him and I felt really bad about it and I was going to apologize but I didn't because I felt like being a meanie to him for no apparent reason and that's really bitchy of me...well, i gotta run and find out f anyone knows that homework...

much love, maggbeth

p.s.-has anyone seen or talked to seamus? and i know this sounds whiny and needy, but does he like, not want to see me anymore???

 

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(no subject) [Mar. 30th, 2005|07:15 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |crappycrappy]
[music |dorkus-foreverkus: that mongrel monkey ate my trash]

my dad got fired...THAT'S why he was home for Easter...Bretrager found out by growing through dad's briefcase this morning...he sent me an e-mail...ugh, this is not cool. dad says he's looking for another job and that everything'll be fine...but his sister Drealynn is staying with us for 'a while'...that means we're in trouble...and her girls are triplets...Devra, Deirdra, and Libby(???) they're a year older than me, and i've TRIED to get along with them before but...trust me, it's impossible. so now...we have my dad, bret, will, me, aunt drealynn, devra, deirdra, and libby...eight people in the house...i mean, it's okay, we've got enough room, but we'll be out of EVERYTHING by Friday, just wait...
cheer me up anyone???
**maggs**
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Easter!!! [Mar. 29th, 2005|04:24 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |chipperchipper]
[music |dorkus-foreverkus: pant hangers and windowsills]

okay, so easter was very cool for me, because my dad was home and was actually TALKING to us! he wanted to know what was going on at school, how were my grades, was i making friends...then william blurted out that i was going out with Seamus (i got really flushed) and my dad smiled and said he wanted to meet Seamus and i told him don't scare the carp(yes, carp) out of him and he laughed. Then he gave us easter baskets...even bret, who is 19-going-on-20...it was a weird moment...but he's never around so he didn't really know what to do...gotta give him credit though; he got me a giant stash of Peeps...i love Peeps:) so my dad was actually serious about the Seamus thing and he wants me to invite you over for dinner...? is that okay with you? i think it's...sunday, April 3rd...so i mean, if you wanna go...it'd kinda mean a lot to me, since my dad's never home and is never interested in stuff we do...he seems to like you already(with the help of william)so i think you'll hit it off:) anyway, i have to start working on my homework *gah* i don't think i'll get it done tonight...toodles
~maggie~
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pumpkin juice [Mar. 18th, 2005|03:55 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[music |dorkus-foreverkus: i like guys who like their chicken]

i dunno about that title...i just typed something in. anyway, i'm going to be so bored and creeped out this weekend...unless seamus comes over...will is inviting his three best buds for the WHOLE weekend, and bret is going over to his girlfriend victoria's house(her name's victoria, just to clarify). i rented a ton of movies that are due back monday and i don't want to watch them by me-self...oh my gosh. st. patrick's day...total blowout!!! i couldn't have been more greener...well i could've, but i didn't want to dye certain parts of me cuz that would've been rather disturbing...but then i flooed home randomly and listened to irish folkmusic and danced with will and bret and crackerjack and my FATHER was home and he was HAPPY and i thought he'd been replaced by a clone or something...he LAUGHED...it was scary, yet relaxing. well i floed back here, got in trouble, so now i have detention for a week...oh well. it was worth seeing my dad smile:) well, gotta work on my homework...ta!
maggie
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the freakin' anchovies won't let me do it! [Feb. 24th, 2005|05:53 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |chipperchipper]
[music |dorkus-foreverkus: i like guys who like their chicken]

so, i haven't been on in a while and that bugs me for some reason.

tasha, neville says he loves you and he still wants to marry you. he wanted me to put that because he can't find his laptop. and he's been working out in all his spare time so he can 'buff up'. he says he wants to look macho so he can intimidate all the new york guys that'll be pining for your attention. hehe, he's doing the bench press and wood's spotting him...he knows i typed this so he's going '107...108...128...297'
hehe, he loves you:)

seamus...i found that one movie that you were telling me about! wanna watch it sometime?
love, maggie

p.s.- happy early birthday mari!
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ruiner of friendships...yippee i'm so enthused! [Feb. 10th, 2005|06:14 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |guiltyguilty]
[music |the revelancers: time to fade from existence]

i've just discovered i am the official 'Ruiner of Friendships'...
maybe i should make myelf a bloody sash... :(
i'm so stupid. i should've known SOMETHING bad was going to happen sooner or later, not everything's roses and rainbows, but i was being stupid...again. i've ruined seamus's friendship with izzy(according to tasha's last entries) and i've ruined poker night, and to top THAT, i've done something i never wanted to do ever...i ruined neville and tasha's fun time(???). apparently it was 'awkward because neville and maggie are cousins...' i'm not being mean or accusing or sarcastic. i'm being apologetic.

to seamus and izzy: i'm really sorry i ruined things. sorry:(

to poker and dean and the mural: sorry

to neville: i'm really sorry nevsky that i messed up poker night, and seamus and izzy, and you and tasha. i'm REALLY sorry. (merlin that's my fave word) and i don't think i should, y'know, hang out with you guys anymore if i keep ruining things for you...sorry

to tasha: tasha, i'm so sorry. i didn't know seamus and izzy were good- no, great- friends like that and i didn't know it'd have such an impact if i...went out with him. and i didn't want to ruin poker for you because i know that's when you guys kick back and hang loose. and i didn't know it'd be awkward with me there and that it'd be weird for you and neville and i wanted to apologize to you the most because...well, you've been the nicest to me ever since i got here. even nicer than neville, i think. and i just felt so bad when i read your entry that...well, i felt i should apologize to you the most. so i'm sorry tasha...
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i have a boyfriend:) hehe, and he's the best! [Feb. 6th, 2005|12:54 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |giddygiddy]
[music |that commando music from laser tag]

i'm officially going out with seamus finnegan, and i couldn't be happier. he's so sweet and totally funny. gosh it's like, i dunno. he's so cool and he makes me laugh constantly. laser tag was so awesome last night, and when we got back we just talked in the great hall for a while. then we went up to the common room and everyone was banging on the door like maniacs screaming, 'we want to go to bed!!!' i wonder what was happening up there, because dean and...uh, ekow i think were making a battering ram. so i just sat on the couch with seamus and we didn't really say anything. we just sat there staring into the fire. he held my hand for a bit. that was nice:) hehe. a while late i said i was tired and he told me goodnight. it was so sweet.
now i know how tasha and gwen feel. it's really awesome.
maggie~

p.s.- neville and tasha are virtually engaged? cool!
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laser tag...with gnomes [Feb. 5th, 2005|10:10 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |flirtyflirty]
[music |dorkus-foreverkus: trinity pink pens flirt with shamrocks]

okay. so we went to the laser tag place and we signed up for a game with all these gnomes. they were cool, one of them was named phillius rom. but we were playing and i got ahead so bad and seamus was duck and rolling like in the army. merlin, he was so handsome. i was too busy googling at him and he caught up to me, and then the gnomes quadruple-teamed us. i tripped over something and fell and seamus came over and was all, "are you okay?" and he sounded concerned. i practically melted right there. so me and seamus tied and beat the gnomes, and then we had pizza with anchovies and pop. he was telling me all about his family and stuff. it was so...*sigh* awesome. it was really fun. i hope he had fun too. and i can't wait to go bowling with him... :) oh and seamus? you rocked! i guess i shouldn't have thought i'd beat you so easily:) hehe, good game.
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uhhh...crushes:( [Feb. 5th, 2005|05:42 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |melancholymelancholy]
[music |dorkus-foreverkus: spiffy pies can tell you lies]

gosh, i dunno what i'm gonna do with myself...
i have this big crush on seamus and i just can't come to terms with telling him or letting him know or asking him out or not blushing every time i see him. oh merlin, what am i to do? oh, i feel so dumb. i have no clue whatsoever as how to let seamus know i think he's sweet and funny and cute and...geez, i wonder how tasha and gwen did it...sigh, oh well. i'll just be like the people in Britney Spear's dance group; they're there, but no one cares or notices them...
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my birthday and my dad [Jan. 30th, 2005|03:03 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |angryangry]
[music |dorkus-foreverkus: rappy crappy two-time charade]

okay, there is ONE word that can describe my birthday.
crap.
total, unbelievable, incomprehensible crap.
the worst birthday ever, and i know i sound selfish- and i don't mean to- but whatever.

i. dad was going to plan everything and him and my brothers wanted to decorate, and when i get home there's grey streamers, black confetti, and black and grey balloons that say, "So You've Aged." way to bring up my moral

ii. dad was dead in the recliner, his mouth half open, hif briefcase dangling from his hand, and all his business papers in a shoddy pile next top him. i cleaned that up.

iii. will and his two best buds nort and trevor were upstairs, trying to break into my room to raid through my underpants drawer and see if they could 'confiscate' anything. then, when i blasted them away from the door, they all followed me downstairs and will's cronies were saying, 'merlin maggie, your arse is so...mmmhmm.' 'merlin maggie i wish you were sixteen.' 'maggie, why don't you shake over to the fridge and get us a pop eh?'

iv. when bret came home, he was a zombie. he grunted, tossed me a pair of toesocks and a smal bucket of paperclips, said something that sounded like , 'hapfleece birdtray' and went to bed. then will and nort and trevor wanted to play 'strip spin-the-bottle' so i went upstairs and stayed in my room.

neville didn't get to come, and two hours later GRANNA came with a rolling pin and cake mix and told me to make my own bloody cake while she watched 'Keeping Up Appearances'. she fell asleep and then i had to wake her and dad so she'd go home. then gillian and loopy and enid called and told me they'd just found out it was my birthday(granna told them it was in may) and they wished me happy birthday. and i didn't get to have a party with any of my new friends.
crap.
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subject to humiliation [Jan. 25th, 2005|06:31 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |crankycranky]
[music |dorkus-foreverkus: ballad of an irish beret]

so i was walking down the hall to get to lunch when maleeka(?)bumps into me and knocks all my books out of my hands. of course, me being the apologetic oaf, said "excuse me, sorry" and went on my merry way. i was halfway there when she came up from behind with two girls(one looked like her sister; the other had bushy hair) and her and her look-alike smacked my bag out from my arms AGAIN. this time, i turned around and asked them why they did that and if they would pick up my stuff. maleeka says, "oh sure, i'll pick it up." so she picks up my new copy of Hogwarts, A History and throws it on the ground again. i just sighed and picked up my stuff, then her look-alike kicked the books from my reach. so i stood up and yelled (short temper from me dad) "WHY IN MERLIN'S NAME DID YOU DO THAT?!?!"

and maleeka goes, "because you like seamus, and he's mine. and don't even THINK about nearing neville. augusta told me you were a wicked old thing that puts a bad influence on him. so BACK OFF!" back off? BACK OFF?!?! some girl in fishnets thinks she can tell me to BACK OFF!!! grr...i think i'm starting to find myself NOT liking maleeka. she seemed, alright, i mean i'd only heard that she caught neville snogging with tasha and nothing else, but now she's an official wanker.

maggie
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toast points [Jan. 24th, 2005|06:39 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |crappycrappy]
[music |dorkus-foreverkus: couch cushion can-can]

explain: it's all i've had to eat today.
i don't feel too spifftacular right at the moment. here's why:
i. i don't think tasha likes me, and i really wanted to be friends with her
ii. um...i DO have a crush on seamus, but i think he's got a girlfriend...malika is her name
iii. i failed my potions assignment and snape said "you owe me money filch. i had bet that there is no such thing as a 'smart' longbottom"


ugh. going to bed after homework. sorry all
maggie
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hello [Jan. 16th, 2005|08:52 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
[mood |hyperhyper]
[music |dorkus-foreverkus; chocolate-covered pillow cases]

hi everyone! my name's maggie. well, i guess you all knew that ecause i just met you a couple nights ago. you're all so cool! i finally got sorted into gryffindor (yes!) and have my first homework assignments. a potions paper and one in d.a.d.a. i'm really excited to start this year! i can't believe they accepted me! i was really shocked to hear they'd let me in so late. but anyway, hi neville! bret says hi and will says, "eh".

i'm so hyper i can't stand it. i bet i'm bugging everyone, but i don't care! neville's friends are so awesome, especially tasha. she's really cool. i'm glad neville has a girlfriend. phinnaeus phoned me over lunched and wished me good luck. he said his wife is going to have the baby in four months. can't wait! i hope it's a girl, just because.

oh, and tasha, i was wondering if you wanted to shop together with GWen and Izzy some time?
love maggie!
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