||[Nov. 5th, 2005|03:36 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
So...yay for Parent's Night. Sorta. Dad couldn't come because (surprise, surprise) he's a Muggle, so Bret came instead. I showed him around, and introduced him to my friends and teachers and stuff. He met Gwen and Izzy, and told me later that they seemed like really nice girls, and he said he was glad I had friends like me...you know, acting all...dad-ish. We passed Tatum in the hall with Neville, and Bret made hissing noise at them and started jeckling them until Tatum was practically in tears...hehe. We went to Snape's class and accidentally walked in while he was having a "conference" with Draco and his parents...this is sorta how it went:
Bret- SNAPPY!!! Ohhmiguhh, I haven't seen you in forever!!!
Snapple Sr.- Excuse me, Mr. Pennington, but I am having a talk with Mr. Malfoy's parents about how much of an arse he is to his fellow students. Please wait outside.
***10 minutes later***
Bret- So Snappy, how's life been treating you, huh? How's me little lassie doin' in class, eh?
Snape- Your sister is doing quite horrendous, to be perfectly frank.
Snape- As I feared, the Longbottom gene is dominant within her, according to these highly less than acceptable grades. If she keeps this up, Miss Pennington-Longbottom...whatever, will definitely fail my OWL.
Bret- Well, that's a stick in the bum, ain't it? Would you mind tutoring her, then, until she gets her grades up?
Snape- What?! I-I-
Bret- THANK YOU, SNAPPY!! Wow, I never knew you were so kind! It must've been a hard exterior I saw when I was here, because you gave me detention EVERY DAY- well, tried to- and you always called me a goody-Gryffindor! Merlin, this is so generous of you!
Snape- Excuse me, but I didn't-
Me- Wow, Professor, I didn't know you cared!
Bret- Well, thanks a bunch, Snappy!
Snape- It's Professor Snape, to you, and I didn't-
Bret- Oh, it's okay. I understand...Professor Flitwick didn't open his door for us either. But I won't hold it against you. Toodles!
We just bursted out with laughter, and by the time we walkd in to see 'Dancing Through Life', Bret was wiping away tears. So it's sorta cool-ish, because now I have to be tutored, but it's bad because Snape's tutoring me. Even Dumbledore made him, after he went whining. So...half-hoorah for me!