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Magdalene Trinity Longbottom

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[Dec. 7th, 2005|07:23 pm]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
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[music |DoRkUs-FoReVeRkUs: PaInFuL tEaRs ArE nOt LiKe SaNdWiChEs]

Just when I was starting to think life was fabbity-fab...Luken said he needed 'some time off' from the relationship because I guess this band that he's formed with my brothers is actually a great hit 'round town, and they plan on going to Wales and possibly Ireland for some gigs. I went there after the concert with Nev and my brothers (which was this past weekend, not the weekend before) and I stayed the night at his house. Before I left he sat me down in his room (blonde hair now, forgot to mention...) and started to cry. This is what it was like:
"Maggie, this is so hard for me, I can't even begin to tell you."
"Tell me what?" (Clueless Wonder am I)
"Maggie, the band-"
"You mean the Will Pennington Experience?"
*laugh* "No, we're calling it Wicked Soul now. But, uh, the band is...it's a great hit 'round town. We've down a few gigs in other cities and, well...they all bloody love us."
"Well that's great! Now you've found something to do besides stand on your head all the time!"
*laugh-cough-sniff* "Magdalene(creepy moment because he's never called me by my full name), I'm trying to be serious."
"Sorry."
"What I'm trying to say is this- Bret and Victoria are steadily engaged, Will is single-"
"And loving it."
*laugh* "Yeah...and well, I've got you."
"Your point?"
"Maggie, you go to your school and I only ever get to see you on weekends."
"Yes, but you have school, too!"
"Yeah, but I can come HOME afterwards. You...can't."
"Well that's not MY fault!"
"I know...just listen. I only see you on weekends and on the hols, and I miss you so bad all the time, there's this guilt...and pain I have inside me. Like...like I shouldn't..."
"Shouldn't what?" (Ignorance is NOT bliss)
"Shouldn't...tie you down. I mean, there's got to be LOADS of boys at your school-"
"Yes, but most of them are too thick, stupid prats, or gay! Except for Neville and Seamus and Dean and a whole bunch of other guys I know, but still!"
"Maggie, please! What I'm saying is, things could happen...between you and me-"
"You don't trust me?!"
"NO! It's just that I want you to be happy. So, ummm..."
"You're ending it, aren't you?" (Wow, aren't I the catchy one? Not.)
"No, no I'm not 'ending' it. Let's just...take some time off...I want you to see if you like anyone else, and if not-"
"Then we can get back together?"
"Right. But if you do, then I don't want to be the one with the key to your shackles, if you know what I mean."
"But...but...I-I mean I DO understand and everthing, but Luken...have you done...anything?"
"No, I haven't. But that's what I'm saying. Maggie, we're going on a little tour, and even though I trust myself...I-I don't know if I trust-"
"My brothers. Yes, I can see your point... They do have influences that aren't top-notch sometimes. So, it's over, then?"
*sobsobsob*(Note: I was sobbing too) "Maggie, I want you to know I love you."
"I love you too."
*sobsob-sniff-cough-hug-kissoncheek* "Bye."
So that's the end of that chapter so far. But guess what- there's more! This is Monday, now. I was sitting by the lake, thinking and doing Potions Tutoring homework, when Drafabulous McCoy came over and sat next to me.
"How's the single life, Drafabulous?"
"The birds are flying in, and I pay to make 'em fly out."
"So, you have to hire prostitutes, then?"
"Haha, your wit is truly cutting."
"Thanks. So what poor and defenseless damsel do you have hog-tied in your dorm, drugged to the knickers with happy-pills now, Draco."
"If you're asking who I asked to the ball-"
"Shock! Gasp! You discovered my secret! Whatever shall becoming of my cutting wit now?"
"Your sarcasm is awfully dull to my ears. Can't you think of some other way to hide your eternal lust for me?"
"If I lusted after you, I'd put myself in the loony bin."
*laugh* "I'd visit you every day."
"What, and give me your poisoned pudding, too? Awe, how sweet of you." That's when something weird happened. I had my hand on the ground, and all the sudden he lays his on mine and puts it to his lips and kisses my fingers. Then the arrogant tosser just yanks me over to him and...uh...he kissed me. BUT IT WAS ON THE CHEEK!! Then he goes, really soft-like:
"I'd be honoured if you went to the Ball with me, Magdalene Trinity Pennington..."
"L-Longbottom...There's a-a-a Longb-bottom in there, t-too."
*laugh* "Okay, I'll remember. Well, give me your answer this coming Friday, okay? So I have time to plan."
...What am I going to do? No one's asked me yet and Luken's on tour and we can't invite Muggles and this is...Draco we're talking about. I mean if it was Cedric I'd be like, "YES!!! Yes I'd LOVE to go to the Ball with you!" I might've even danced around a bit. But...Draco Lucian Aiden Malfoy...*shudder* What to do...
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[User Picture]From: tashathegreat
2005-12-08 01:03 am (UTC)
Wow. Draco Malfoy? He is a creep.
And I thought it was weird that Neville went from me to Tatum. But going from Seamus to...Malfoy? Talk about a total 180.
So, who else could you go with besides him?
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[User Picture]From: trinity_dorkus
2005-12-08 01:12 am (UTC)
I dunno, no one's asked me...at all. And I don't want to ask anyone because, as stated before, I have no backbone of courage. What should I do? Just go with him? I mean, does that mean we're going out if I just move my feet about with him for a bit?
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[User Picture]From: tashathegreat
2005-12-08 01:15 am (UTC)
I don't know. It's so stupid how they don't let us go stag. Stupid old school rules and regulations.
(OOC-I can totally tell you are reading Georgia Nicolson books right now. Fabbity-fab. If you go back to about August in Izzy's journal you can totally tell I was reading them then. I think that writing style contagious!)
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[User Picture]From: trinity_dorkus
2005-12-08 01:17 am (UTC)
(OOC-I know! I love those books! I tried to start the second one, but there's some pages missing! Which is total carp. So I'm going to get them from a different library. GUESS WHAT?! Josh Gilbert tried to hump me! In the hall! While he was all sweaty! He looked like a duck waddling after me, and I tried to run but I ran into a wall...and I think I already told you this!)
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[User Picture]From: tashathegreat
2005-12-08 01:19 am (UTC)
(Yeah, you did. Hey, I have the second one if you want to borrow it. I'll bring it tomorrow. Actually, I have all of them. And yes, CAPA guys are pervs. Get used to it.)
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[User Picture]From: trinity_dorkus
2005-12-08 01:21 am (UTC)
(But I barely know him, and I don't think he even knows my name! I'd love to borrow it. Thanks a bunch. Haha, it's fun to play a dumb person. Then you can have fun making fun of them.)
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[User Picture]From: tashathegreat
2005-12-08 01:23 am (UTC)
(It is fun. I like to antagonize and it's let you take out anger at people that really act like that. And yeah, the very first day I met Josh he had to pick me up and carry me over his shoulder with my face in his butt and my breathing constricted (but that for a scene, so I guess it's different))
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[User Picture]From: trinity_dorkus
2005-12-08 01:26 am (UTC)
(Face in butt...I just had a coughing spazz because I started laughing so much!)
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[User Picture]From: tashathegreat
2005-12-08 01:27 am (UTC)
(And we were supposed to bounce up and down along to the music and I couldn't breath. FUN!)
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[User Picture]From: trinity_dorkus
2005-12-08 01:29 am (UTC)
(Poor Kaitlin. Facial-posterior singing/dancing isn't the best after-achool activity in the world.)
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[User Picture]From: trinity_dorkus
2005-12-08 01:30 am (UTC)
('After-achool'. Gee, who do I sound like? Ha, I meant 'school'.)
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[User Picture]From: tashathegreat
2005-12-08 01:31 am (UTC)
(Bad bad memories. That was the same day he pulled me across the stage by my foot and gave me splinters in my back.)
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[User Picture]From: trinity_dorkus
2005-12-08 01:19 am (UTC)
Yeah. I guess they fear some sort of...teenage-girls lib or something.
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[User Picture]From: tashathegreat
2005-12-08 01:21 am (UTC)
Once again I must proclaim that Hogwarts is sexist. The guys' socks are better, the guys' en suite showers are nicer, and they won't let us go to stag to dances, though that's for the guys too.
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[User Picture]From: trinity_dorkus
2005-12-08 01:27 am (UTC)
We should protest or something. I don't think Dumbledore would want a stampede of hormonally imbalanced and talented teenage girls angry with him:)
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[User Picture]From: tashathegreat
2005-12-08 01:29 am (UTC)
Me and Izzy actually enjoy screaming these things at teachers. Enid and Mickey G just ignore it, even that time we had picket signs. They tell us to take the guys' socks off and yell at me for taking a shower that one time in the fifth year guys' shower.
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[User Picture]From: pepper_upper
2005-12-08 01:10 am (UTC)
...@_@...slut.
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[User Picture]From: tashathegreat
2005-12-08 01:11 am (UTC)
coughcoughlookwho'stalkingcoughcough
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[User Picture]From: trinity_dorkus
2005-12-08 01:13 am (UTC)
coughcoughhahahahatashaistengwenzilliontimesbetterthanyoucoughcough!
coughcoughhowcanyoucallmeaslutwhenyou'renotevenavirgincoughcough!
coughcoughIdon'tthinkI'veeverputsomanywordswithoutspacesbetweencoughsbeforecoughcough.
coughtasharockscough.
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[User Picture]From: pepper_upper
2005-12-08 01:15 am (UTC)
Do your computers have the flu or are you guys just being dumb, because, like, there's a whole bunch of coughs in front of and after waht you're saying and I can't make it out. Are you talking about me?
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[User Picture]From: trinity_dorkus
2005-12-08 01:15 am (UTC)
Oh...Merlin.
*hysterical fits of laughter*
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[User Picture]From: tashathegreat
2005-12-08 01:16 am (UTC)
OMG RETARD. Oh wait, I mean omiguhh like retard. Hahaha. This is fun!
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[User Picture]From: trinity_dorkus
2005-12-08 01:18 am (UTC)
like, OHHHHMIGGUHHH, so totally. Hey, like, Tasha. Like, soooo guess what.
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[User Picture]From: tashathegreat
2005-12-08 01:19 am (UTC)
Like WHAT?
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[User Picture]From: trinity_dorkus
2005-12-08 01:22 am (UTC)
Like, I can so totally do, like, this thing, and it would be like, SOOO much fun because, like, I could, like, invite EVERYONE to this like, conversation and like, totally send a virus to little miss retard-o, and like, woo-hoo!
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[User Picture]From: tashathegreat
2005-12-08 01:23 am (UTC)
Hehehe, how fun! Liek OMG!
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[User Picture]From: trinity_dorkus
2005-12-08 01:24 am (UTC)
*sending virus to user pepper_upper
CODE: 361*795#OC!289PH3
Deliberating code interception. Speed selection: 505.RT#6
...Virus sent. User unable to access conversation*
Like, ohmiguuhh, that is SOO a BURN!
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[User Picture]From: tashathegreat
2005-12-08 01:25 am (UTC)
(OOC-Hey Hannah, is LOST new tonight? Also, I made a new entry so you might want to check it out.)
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[User Picture]From: trinity_dorkus
2005-12-08 01:28 am (UTC)
(OOC-Nah. It's the 'Everybody Hates Hugo' episode. The 3rd one, I think. Thanks for the heads-up!)
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[User Picture]From: tashathegreat
2005-12-08 01:30 am (UTC)
(I'm kind of happy. More time for the little homework I have left and some extra LJ. Hurrah. I did like the beginning though, where Jin was like "No, you're speaking Korean." and I LOVED the skinny freak friend of Hurley and the whole "Cluck You!" thing. But I probably won't watch.)
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[User Picture]From: eversoannoying
2005-12-09 08:26 pm (UTC)
Well,
you can say either...
1. Die!
2. loser
3. NEVER!
4. Whatever
5. DIE!!!!
6. I'm alergic to rats.
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