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Magdalene Trinity Longbottom

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[Dec. 23rd, 2005|11:47 am]
Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
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[music |H-B-M: Christmas Time in Ireland]

So Hawk and Baker invaded last night, right? Yeah, see I went downstairs to get myself a Jones Soda- because I was thirsty- and I saw this thing on VH1 about Jewish people, so I sat down and started watching it. Then I fell asleep, and I woke up about two hours ago because Hawk and Baker were all curled up around me. They told me that a lot of my friends liked them and that they told them about Gabby and Haowei and Yoda. Sometimes, I think they're mentally challenged...
Well, about half an hour ago, three of my other aunts + their families and two of my uncles + THEIR families came, so now there's like, eighteen people at my house and my da's not even home. Will and Bret are coming home tomorrow because they are "breaking" from the tour. And...*sigh* I've decided that I'm just going to go to the Ball with Draco, because I really want to go since this will be my first one...but I'm not going out with him! Ugh, I'm so grimy. Okay, the twins thought it'd be WONDERFUL if they played pop wars at three in the morning. Well, now I'm covered in Mountain Dew and the Jones Soda that I had opened up. They were SO amazed that I hadn't jumped up out of my sleep while I was being sprayed with carbonated sugar! Idiots. But they're awesome compared to the triplets (Aunt Drea's girls). Well, I guess I should stop complaining. I have everyone's presents wrapped, so at the Yule Ball look for me! I'll have a whole bunch of shopping bags in my hand so, try and find me quick so I don't have to carry them 'round all night and break my arms.
love much, maggie
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From: god_of_serpents
2005-12-23 05:28 pm (UTC)
So...you're going with me, then, eh? Sweet. Pick you up at seven, okay?
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[User Picture]From: trinity_dorkus
2005-12-23 05:29 pm (UTC)
*sigh* Fine. What are you wearing?
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From: god_of_serpents
2005-12-23 05:29 pm (UTC)
Black, what else? I hear it's this year's pink or something...
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[User Picture]From: trinity_dorkus
2005-12-23 05:32 pm (UTC)
Ha, ha, ha. I'm wearing orange...
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From: god_of_serpents
2005-12-23 05:33 pm (UTC)
Orange? That's random. You sure you'll look good in that?
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[User Picture]From: trinity_dorkus
2005-12-23 05:34 pm (UTC)
Well gee, I dunno. I only tried the dress on eight bloody times and asked almost everyone on my street if I looked good in it and they all said, "Oh Maggie, you look so pretty!" Gee, I wonder!
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From: god_of_serpents
2005-12-23 05:35 pm (UTC)
Well I was only wondering! I don't want to go to the biggest social event at Hogwarts with a giant pumpkin on my arm!
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[User Picture]From: trinity_dorkus
2005-12-23 05:36 pm (UTC)
Giant pumpkin...nice. X_x
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From: hawkandbaker
2005-12-23 05:50 pm (UTC)
H: It's the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
B: Mwuhahahahaha! We will steal your seeds and eat them!
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[User Picture]From: trinity_dorkus
2005-12-23 05:51 pm (UTC)
Idiots. :) What are you two doing on here again? Are you on Will's computer?
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From: hawkandbaker
2005-12-23 05:52 pm (UTC)
B: Yeah.
H: His room smells really bad.
B: Like old socks...and cantaloupe.
H: I don't like cantaloupe.
B: Dude...we're allergic to cantaloupe.
H: That must be why I don't like it.
B: Idiot.
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[User Picture]From: trinity_dorkus
2005-12-23 05:53 pm (UTC)
I tried to make it smell better with this perfume Granna has...didn't work. I think the bottle's still in there, somewhere.
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From: hawkandbaker
2005-12-23 06:03 pm (UTC)
B: It didn't work.
H: Yeah, it does kinda smell like old church women in here.
B: Is the perfume called 'Ode to Fall'?
H: Because that's the only bottle in here.
B: It's all pink and smells really nice.
H: Is it yours?
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[User Picture]From: trinity_dorkus
2005-12-23 06:04 pm (UTC)
I figured it wouldn't work...
'Ode to Fall'...I used to have a bottle of that stuff, but it disappeared...OMG, is it half-full and has a little star charm bracelet dangling off it?
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From: god_of_serpents
2005-12-23 05:53 pm (UTC)
Great. So I guess I get to meet the whole sodding family, then?
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[User Picture]From: trinity_dorkus
2005-12-23 05:54 pm (UTC)
If you want to...
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From: god_of_serpents
2005-12-23 05:55 pm (UTC)
Well, maybe I don't want to. But that'd be awfully mean, not letting them know there's something better than they are out there. I'm kind of like, God to them, aren't I. Your dad and your brothers...sisters...whatever.
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[User Picture]From: trinity_dorkus
2005-12-23 05:57 pm (UTC)
Keep talking like that and I WON'T go to the Ball with you, and leave you to go stag all be your lonesome. And just so you know, I have two brothers and one of them is a wizard, so just shove off. And if my dad and Will saw you as God, I'd have to become a Satanist.
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From: god_of_serpents
2005-12-23 05:58 pm (UTC)
Oh wow, one wizard! Somebody slap me- I can't believe it!
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From: hawkandbaker
2005-12-23 06:00 pm (UTC)
B: Stop being an arse to Maggie, you prat!
H: Yeah, or we'll turn you into a ferret!
B: We can do that?
H: Now we can.
B: Right. You're damned lucky she even decided she was going to go with you.
H: Yeah, so count your blessings...
B: ...while they last.
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