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Magdalene Trinity Longbottom
28 January
G'day to ya mates! Hehe, sorry, but i HAD to put that in there. Okay, I'm going to write down ALL my information in a play for you all, using Monty Python characters! Have fun!

Me: My name is...Maggie Trinity Longbottom. MWUHAHAHAHAHA!
Not-Dead-Yet-Man: I thought it was Liverspots!
Me: No, it is not! Anyway, I am 15 years of age and I live in Leeds.
Knight of Ni: I thought you lived in Camelot!
Me: NO!! Shut it! *clears throat* I am currently a fifth year at Hogwarts, and I am also a Gryffindor.
Galahad: I AM CHASTE!
Galahad: Maybe later...
Me: *sigh* Okay. I have two brothers, Bretrager and William, and I also occupy the Inn(our house)with my faja, Valdin Pennington(no relation to Ty on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition).
Witch-Man #2: Ooh, Ty is sexy! But where's your mum?!
Me: She died when I was thirteen.
Witch-Man #1: That is so sad... ... ...A WITCH! WE'VE GOT A WITCH!!!!
Me: ARGH!!! ANY-WAY!!! I love to write and read and I like to eat mashed potatoes.
Herbert: Don't we all...
Herbert's Father: No.
Me: Ahem! Anyway, my zodiac sign is Aquarius, which means I'm rebellious!
Peasant #1: I thought we all lived in an aristocratic dictatorship! Isn't THAT what you rebel against?!
Me: NO!!!
Peasant #2: Oh bugger off! Now let the lady finish!
Me: Thank you. Well, I have long brown hair, big green eyes, freckles, chubby cheeks, and a belly-button piercing.
Witch-Man #3- You turned me into a NEWT!
Me: I did not! Anyway, I'm currently at the height of 5'5"-
Herbert: Wow, your tall...
Herbert's Father: No she isn't!
Me: QUIET!!! *clears throat* I'm a half-blood; my mother was a witch, sister to Frank Longbottom, and my father is the Muggle, with 10 brothers and 9 sisters.
Sir Robin: Wow, that's a bloody big family!
Me: I know. Anywho, i like socks!
Herbert: Don't we all?
Herbert's Father: NO!!
Me: Ta everyone!
aurors, bohemian folklore, bowling, bowling shoes, crazy socks, dorkus-foreverkus, fighting dark magic, fire-whisky, folklore, gnomes named phillius, jingly-jangly, l.o.t.r, laser tag, lost, mashed potatoes, minstrel music, monty python, musicals, mythical creatures, mythology of sorts, old books/scrolls, parties, patterned napkins, pickles, plots against granna, plots against richard simmons, plots against ryan cabrera, poker, psychotic dress styles, pudding, singing, socks in general, songs that don't rhyme, theatre, trees